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I concur. Thank you, Mr. President
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Founded by Geniuses but run by Idiots
“If we concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles“!
By Junius P. Long
Food For Thought
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally …you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If the only school curriculum allowed to explain how we got here is evolution, but the government stops a $15 million construction project to keep a rare spider from evolving to extinction … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote who runs the government … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more …you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher’s “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If children are forcibly removed from parents who discipline them with spankings while children of addicts are left in filth and drug infested homes… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing and free cell phones … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to reward NOT working with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
Abbott & Costello on Unemployment
So how can over 873,000 people come off the unemployment rolls when there were only a little over 114,000 jobs created? Below is a transcript of a conversation between two eminent economists discussing this very question!
COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 7.8%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that’s 14.7%.
COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%.
ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed.
COSTELLO: Right 7.8% out of work.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 14.7%.
COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 14.7% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 7.8%.
COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 7.8% or 14.7%?
ABBOTT: 7.8% are unemployed. 14.7% are out of work.
COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, Congress said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed.
You have to look for work to be unemployed.
COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!
ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.
COSTELLO: What point?
ABBOTT: Someone who doesn’t look for work can’t be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn’t be fair.
COSTELLO: To whom?
ABBOTT: The unemployed.
COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.
ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.
COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment?
ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!
COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?
ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That’s how they get it to 7.8%. Otherwise it would be 14.7%. Our govt. doesn’t want you to read about 14.7% unemployment.
COSTELLO: That would be tough on those running for reelection.
ABBOTT: Absolutely.
COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?
ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.
COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
ABBOTT: Correct.
COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
ABBOTT: Bingo.
COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.
ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like an Economist.
COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just said!
ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like Congress.
Posted in Humor, Liberty & Freedom, Miscellaneous, Pet Peeves & Other Rants!
Tagged Abbott&Costello, humor, Unemployment
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Welcome to Colorado!
Come to Colorado! Colorado welcomes you!!!
Come to Colorado and pay high taxes!
Come to Colorado and pay those high taxes to take care of a bunch of illegals and geriatric hippies!
Come to Colorado and lose your job to an illegal Mexican!
Come to Colorado where you can smoke marijuana but not tobacco!
Come to Colorado and be stripped of your gun rights, one piece at a time!
Come to Colorado where you cannot get a hunting license every year because the non-resident dollars are more important than your rights as a citizen of the state!
Come to Colorado where “State” land is not “Public” land!
Come to Colorado where you can build your house on a signed county road and the county will refused to plow the snow or do anything but minimal maintenance on said road!
Come to Colorado where you can be shot down at your front door, just for doing your job!
Come to Colorado to live, Please!
Come to Colorado and buy my house so I can get the HELL out of here before they go completely nuts!
What a messed up place to live!
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Tagged Colorado, crazy, gun rights, loonies, socialism
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Saddle bags
Recently, I built myself a set of saddle bags. I patterned them on a picture I found of an old pair of bags. They are simply called 18th century saddle bags. I liked their look and decided to make some like them.
Here is the picture of the antique bags:
Here are the bags I made:
Posted in Historical Clothing and Equipment
Tagged horse gear, Mountain Man, Saddle bags
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Inletting the side plate
Posted in Historical Clothing and Equipment, Shooting
Tagged firearms, muzzleloader, shooting
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Installing a Buttplate
This weekend I worked on my Leman rifle. Attached are several pics of the steps to install the buttplate.
First, I laid out the pattern, then I cut it with the coping saw. Then using lamp black, I inlet the part. I used my large half round bastard file to remove the black spots as it went on. Once it was inletted, I attached it with screws and took the remaining wood down to the brass using a spoke shave I bought at Ezekiel Bays auction house. This took me about 2 hours from start to finish.
Posted in Historical Clothing and Equipment, Shooting
Tagged buttplate, firearms, guns, inletting, Leman, muzzleloader, shooting
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2012 Deer Hunt
Oct 20-27, 2012 Deer Camp. I set up camp on Limestone Ridge, Co for my deer hunt. I hunted Limestone ridge and surrounding areas from Oct 20 through Saturday Oct 27. I like to hunt alone and so most years I hunt the area south of the Buffalo peaks solo. I saw a nice buck on Saturday 10/20, but he wouldn’t give me a chance at him. There are a lot of does in this area but, of course I have a buck tag. On Wednesday, 10/24, I killed a large mule deer buck. After I got my deer, I traded my rifle for my fusil and spent the next couple of days hunting small game. Overall, it was a very enjoyable outing! A little cool at times; makes me rethink some of my cold weather gear!
Thoughts on Shot Placement
Today I came across an article on http://www.rjrenner.blogspot.com/ . It is a very thoughtful treatise on shot placement and endeavoring to inflict a one shot, clean kill. I am including some excerpt here:
Placement of the shot
…it is in the interest of good Sportsmanship, and yes, even our own Moral Duty, that we take every advantage to ascertain that the First Shot exacts a Killing Blow upon the game. It is, unfortunately, all too common that we hear hunters who, in their attempts to impress others with the tales of their prowess, describe “the chase” of wounded game in which they boldly follow up the beast and proceed to kill it off, blow by blow in a cruel sort of cat and mouse chase. This practice is despicable and is nothing more than callused and blatant brutality.
It is difficult to imagine that any gentleman with any degree of honour and respect for the wondrous miracle of Nature’s gift of Life in all its various forms would brashly relate such tales which betray his lack of good judgment, or of having poor nerves, and such poor marksmanship that would result in less than a quick and humane dispatch of the game. Or, of worse consequence, that the animal, once shot, completely eludes the hunter to live in excruciating agony for hours or days until the mercy of death finally overtakes it. Those subscribing to such reckless methods of shooting are simply barbaric and have neither honour nor place among the ranks of gentlemen.
Now, while it is true that we may be able to exact a “hit” on game at the extremes of distance, the guarantee of just a “hit” disabling the game – on the spot – is, indeed, very slight. Such foolhardy shooting results in a long and arduous chase that deprives the game of its right to a quick, peaceful and dare we suggest a humane death.We simply cannot tolerate those who derive some twisted pleasure from inflicting undue suffering and death upon lesser life forms without very sound reason. Even the most primitive of history’s peoples understood the precious value of life and as evidenced by their offered blessings of thankfulness to the spirits of those animals they took from Nature.
As Sportsmen and Gentlemen, it is within our charge to strive for a clean killing shot, whether the need be to fill the larder or to rid ourselves of destructive animals, the latter which themselves but follow the instincts imposed upon them by Nature. As the Stewards of Nature it is within our charge to use – but not to abuse.
We ask who among us is of such destitute means that he would take the lesser aim and chance losing the whole animal and good standing among us for the sake of a few pounds of meat.
It is our contention that we must remind one another, in good faith and gentlemanly manner, of the Creed of Sportsmanship and the Code of Fair Chase lest we find greater disfavour among those who would have us more regulated according to their own profound ignorance.
I have always felt an affinity for the wildlife on this planet. I have too often been disgusted by people who kill Blue Jays or Pine squirrels just because they are there and they scold you for being in their forest. Wanton waste is a crime against Nature itself. A quick, clean, humane kill is my goal when hunting. Please, make it yours.
Posted in Hunting & Trapping, Pet Peeves & Other Rants!, Shooting
Tagged clean kill, humane kill, Hunting, one shot
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Leave-A-Trace Camping or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Big Brother
Recently, I read an article about Leave-No-Trace camping. This article was pointed at members of the American Mountain Men who use horses on their various trips on Federal Land. (I will refer to these lands as Federal lands or the King’s Land, as I no longer believe we can rightly call them Public lands.) The writer admonished us to follow the Leave-No-Trace policy to the letter or risk having these lands closed to our use. (Toe the line and be a good little citizen or suffer the consequences.) While it is true that more and more of the King’s lands are being closed to our use, I think the problem lies at a deeper, darker level than not following the Leave-No-Trace program.
It seems to me, we are living in a Police State. Many of the Police and Media take the stand that all citizens are guilty of something and just haven’t gotten caught, yet. They sure have an “US vs. THEM” mentality. As the older law enforcement personnel retire, the younger replacements seem to have very little respect for their employers. (I.e. The local citizens.) The last time I called our local county Sheriff to send a Deputy to my place regarding trespassers, the Deputy refused to recognize my right, as caretaker of my neighbor’s property, to expel trespassers and have them ticketed. When they crossed onto my land on their way back to their car, he agreed he would have to ticket them.
There is a movement to make everyone who lives in rural America move into a city or a town. It doesn’t matter that you enjoy living in a rural area and despise the idea of living in town. Big Brother knows best. I believe this is called something like Amendment 21 in the United Nations. Many years ago someone told me the ideal population for North America would be 400,000 hunter/gatherers. Now that in itself doesn’t bother me; as long as I’m one of the hunter/gatherers. Hunting and gathering has been my lifestyle since I was a young man. The problem comes in who gets to say who stays and who goes. Therein lies the rub. Big Brother knows best.
The laws in this country are so many, so convoluted and so over lapping it has become almost impossible to be a law abiding citizen. A few years ago, I had a conversation with our local Game Warden. He is one of these older law enforcement men I mentioned earlier. I told him I thought the game laws here were so confusing and difficult to follow that I imagined he could ticket every hunter and fisherman he stopped. With a sad look on his face he replied “I try not to do that”. I was relieved to hear that. I imagine a younger, gung-ho officer won’t be quite so considerate.
The following is an excerpt from an editorial entitled: “Leave-A-Trace”.
I picked up the local United States Forest Service map. The admonition to Leave-No-Trace (LNT) was on the first fold. The Service encourages visitors to camp 200 feet from lakes or streams. “For cooking and warmth, camp stoves are preferable…”
Motorized recreationists are asked to Tread Lightly rather than Leave-No-Trace.
I had a booth at an outdoor show. A small army of BLM and Forest Service employees spent a day and a half establishing an extensive information display nearby. The primary topic: campfire. The agencies had multiple displays encouraging the use of stoves, fire pans and fire blankets, requests to carry out ash, replant sod, and disperse fire rings and so on. Later, I was visiting the adjacent National Forest. A group of campers with trucks and trailers were camping less than twenty feet from a beautiful river. Adults were sitting around a large fire while their children ran around on motorcycles in a marshy area. A couple of US Forest Service trucks passed with the occupants waving cheerfully to the campers.
Do federal land management agencies walk their talk? You visit a half- dozen campgrounds on a national forest and they are all immediately adjacent to a lake, stream or river and then the agency tells you not to camp within 200 feet of water. Who would take that kind of educational advice seriously? You note the forest road you are driving along was constructed by bulldozing thousands of tons of fill into the adjacent river or stream. If government doesn’t respect watershed conservation, how can they expect it of the public?
After the long weekend I visited another informal camp area on the same river and found dirty diapers, old tires, clothing, a double bed and mattress, sofa, carpet, broken toys. I filled the back of a pickup truck twice and made trips to the nearest landfill. Where was the army of FS employees? (I have cleaned up campsites like this many times as well.)
I took a summer long canoe trip from the Canadian Rocky Mountains to Hudson Bay and camped at several traditional Indian campsites. None of them were 200 feet from a lake or river. Natives have been camping directly on the shores of lakes and rivers for thousands of years. Somehow, the continent survived until white folks got here.
I was hiking in the beautiful granite high country of California, stopped near an exquisite lake and noticed that the large flat stone in front of me had been a camping spot for hikers the night before. They had done a consummate job of Leaving-No-Trace. I found cut fir boughs, used to sweep the entire area, back in the brush. On close inspection, it was clear significant damage had been inflicted on the lichens living on the large flat stone by the fir boughs employed to minimize the appearance of use.
Published over a half century ago, A Sand County Almanac asked Americans to adopt a national conservation ethic. Sadly, we are further away from that goal today than ever before.
All recreation changes the environment. Leaving-No-Trace isn’t a realistic goal. The outdoor use ethic, whether front country or backcountry, should be called the Leave-A-Trace campaign (as opposed to leaving a mess). Emphasis added.
Several years ago, I read an article by a hiker encouraging backpackers to take refuge in a tent in the evening and read a book rather than sit around an environmentally destructive campfire. Let’s face it, that kind of advice is an invitation to stay home. Your choice, relax in the comfort of your E-Z lounger with an electric bulb illuminating your page or huddle up in a tent reading by flashlight or miniature lantern.
My favorite anti-campfire article was by a river runner who insisted campfires are always evil and out of place. He related how he “had to” get down on his hands and knees with tweezers and pick up bits of charcoal from his camping beach. The poor city slicker apparently didn’t realize fire is a natural part of the environment he was in and every beach along the river does have and has had charcoal in it centuries before a white person ever set foot in the watershed.
In their 1979 text, Backwoods Ethics, Laura and Guy Waterman wrote, “In making the transition to the compact, portable gas stove, we’ve found we don’t really miss that old campfire – in fact, we wouldn’t want one now. We prefer to get along with no smoke in our eyes, no soot on our pots, no scouring the forest for dead wood, no set-up and break-down time, no nighttime beacon of blazing light that makes the stars hard to see and scares off animal life.”
It is true modern gadgets can minimize camping chores. Of course, one can minimize camping chores completely by staying home or “camping” at a resort or in an RV – exactly what outdoor recreation data tells us more and more Americans are doing. Part of the charm of camping is camp chores. Story- telling and humor were birthed around a campfire. Many American conservation campaigns were launched around the campfire. Campfires were security in an era when things that went bump in the night might eat you and in several areas that is becoming true again. Backwoods Ethics is, unfortunately, too much an essay against backcountry camping and the idea of wildness.
Throughout most of North America periodic wildfire is natural. Vigorous fire suppression has substantially altered the environment. There is more dead and down material in forest environments today than ever before. The buildup of fuels constitutes a major threat to watersheds, fish and wildlife. Campfires can’t solve this problem, but a little help is better than nothing. People who think campfires are hostile to the environment are mostly wrong and ignorant.
Wilderness
The Wilderness Act identifies three essential criteria for formal Wilderness classification: size, substantial naturalness (substantial, not pristine naturalness) and the ability of the land to provide solitude and, or, primitive and unconfined recreation. When land management agencies, special interest groups, outdoor gear promoters, writers and armchair pundits tell you to never go into the wilderness alone and take modern gear (such as stoves) to facilitate Leaving-No-Trace, they are encouraging you to violate the spirit of the Wilderness Act.
Primitive recreation isn’t about leaving only footprints, taking only pictures and killing only time. Primitive recreation is precisely about catching a wild trout and frying it over an open campfire, cooking a grouse on a spit, spending your evening around a magical and spiritual campfire like thousands of generations of wilderness users before you. Primitive recreation is not about heating a little water over a mechanical stove and pouring it into a foil bag of instant processed goop, then heading off to your plastic tent to huddle up with a book illuminated by your lantern. If that’s how you like to camp, more power to you but, you shouldn’t try to impose that lifestyle on anyone else.
The ability to build a campfire and cook real food over it is the definition of real camping and the essence of woodcraft.
For thousands of generations humans were hunters and gathers, and campfire builders. Hostility toward these elemental human characteristics makes no more sense than hostility toward language and our tool using opposable thumbs.
Throughout much of the West camping opportunities are limited. It is a good idea to get away from water and hunt up your own isolated spot off the beaten track. However, in many canyons and steep mountainous country the only option is a flat near a river, stream or lake. You are not going to destroy the environment by putting your sleeping bag on the ground. Did you feel guilty driving to the trailhead? Virtually every facet of your life involves greater environmental impact than camping near a river or lake.
The popularity of Leave-No-Trace, though, is largely related to the emphasis placed on aesthetics rather than real environmental impacts. You don’t have to have qualifications to chime in on aesthetics, so people with no environmental education or training have perpetrated and promoted mythology. At the extreme, Leave-No-Trace posits a world where man and nature never meet. Some LNT extremists are anti-hunting and fishing and discourage even walking or sleeping on the natural earth. They would have you feel guilty if you step off the constructed trail, pick a huckleberry or sleep on the ground rather than in a hammock. That is the problem with the title LEAVE-NO-TRACE. The faithful take it literally and see anyone not endeavoring to leave NO trace as living in sin.
I cannot disagree with his take on what is happening in our National Forests. The National Forest Service is making it harder and harder to host an organized event on the King’s lands. It seems each district has set up a fiefdom and if you do anything that is politically incorrect such as shooting, hunting or, God forbid, dig a pit toilet or cut some firewood, you are not permitted to enter upon the land.
We have come so far down the path of a totalitarian socialist government that I doubt we can make the changes needed to bring the management of federal lands back to a common sense level. We would need to fire all of the people from the 60’s and 70’s who were trained in the school of preservation instead of good old common sense conservation.
We have allowed the powers of government to grow out of control and we will not get the genie back into the bottle. Enjoy the King’s lands while you can, for one day they will be reserved only for the special few who are approved by the King!
In the August 2012 issue of Harding’s Magazine Fur-Fish-Game is a letter from Joe Commerford of Westcliffe, CO. He writes: The letter in the June issue criticizing Judd Cooney for calling out the U.S. Forest Service for closing forest roads in the winter, had it half right. I agree that the forest service personnel are not lazy. After all, they are busy erecting steel gates, posting restriction signs, and generally changing the way public land may be used by the public. They are working tirelessly to achieve their goal – putting forestland under a bubble. This year, they lock gates in the winter, even though the ground is frozen and the “resource” cannot be damaged. Twenty years from now, those gates will be locked in summer, too. As for the idea that closing roads to hunters protects vulnerable elk, the only reason those elk are there is because of the support hunters give to conservation. And the Service doesn’t manage “free” hunting, either. Has the letter writer not heard of taxes? Not only do we pay for this so-called management, our taxes also pay for the gates that are locking us and our children off of OUR public land. I pack elk out of the mountains on my back most years, but I know other people need those roads: the disabled, the elderly, etc. Wake up and get involved before you, too, are “designated” off of public land.
Well said, Joe!

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